The Fan Augur

albabutter:

lexcroft:

memewhore:

cityblue30:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

tattooposer:

this is really going to hurt him in the erection.

It’s getting harder and harder for him to avoid making a fool of himself.

He may win it by a hair

I’ll bet they sack whoever made that boner.  Or give them a good reaming, at least.

I’m glad the communications team rectified the situation.

It’s immature to make a respected politician the butt of your internet jokes. 

It’s amazing how just one or two letters can make such a vas deferens in meaning while semen totally innocent at a glans. Let’s hope he doesn’t have to prostate himself before the country in apology.

(via elementnumber46)

vedalkenghurl:

My new tattoo! Please excuse the shitty camera phone quality. :)

You can’t lose with a tattoo like that.

ask-pinkietard:

scootawhat:

Preview of the upcoming blog, courtesy of Pinkietard’s legit train-drawing skillz!

This blog is legit, whaddya think?

(Source: shotapenguins)

fillydelphia:

askhotbloodedpinkie:

I used the burning yeast and made a BURNING GUNDAM. It is the strongest baked good in Equestria. 

omg

And since the yeast was burning red, the Gundam baked three times faster than normal!

(via zestyoranges)

askelesh-norn:

This is your Grand Cenobite with a daily reminder:

These are the faces of naive sinners.  If you are to find any, do as your doctrines say and lovingly convert them!

Free the sinners from the confines of their skin!  Show them the love of Phyrexia!

Have a blessed day and remember…  Behave.

I feel the need to dig up one of the relics from my days on the MSPA fora…

fisherpon:

Turtle SWAG

Tortoise.

(via solluxquest)