Hey, remember me?

Yeah, I may be Tumblr!dead (for reals, this is almost certainly my last post,) but I’m still active in other parts of the Interwebs. You may be interested to know that I’ve essentially made a crossover of ponies, Magic, and Shed Your Ignorance. Yes, the brony praetor is invading Equestia. And it is proving… interesting.

My Little Praetor: Phthisis is Magic

Because pastel ponies and nightmarish body horror are like peanut butter and chocolate: No one knew how well they went together until someone actually tried.

Chapter 16 of Elementals of Harmony, “Up and Down, Over and Through,” is up. Here there be climaxes.

ladyinverse asked: ((As Twilight Sparkle heaved a soft sigh, raising her head as she stared at the plans before her on the desk, she knew what she was about to undergo was going to be tough..))

Still, it had to be done. She’d searched far and wide, but the only way to save Ponyville, neigh, all of Equestria, lay before her. She nodded to herself, stowed the blueprints in her saddlebags, and walked to the Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie seemed to be waiting for her. “Hiya, Twilight! What can I get you?”

“A tunnel through the fourth wall.”

allwillbeone asked: Could you tell me what's mean "RATED 'LEMON' OR 'LIME' "? I'm curious.

Back in the day (apparently), these were codewords for fanfiction with sexually suggestive or explicit content. Lime was for implied, lemon for when nothing was left to the imagination.

The Big Man (1/1)

brodad:

So I’m still neck deep in all these writer problems but

That update screamed at me, and I screamed back

Because it has been too long since anything even vaguely Tavros like has been in the same panel as Dave

If you don’t know what I mean, check out the chalk mural in the panel with Dave and Terezi doodling. Look at it. Tell me it’s not Tavros.

Tell me.

I have every right to be one of those fans since it’s nearly been a year since they interacted in canon, ok?

Anyway, so, this happened when I should have been doing school work. It had to happen eventually this week. It always does

I hope you enjoy, even if Terezi is way too difficult for me to write and I never have any confidence in how I write her, haha

Title: The Big Man

Characters/Pairings: Dave, Terezi and WV, mentions obviously of Tavros as well as Karkat and allusions to Vriska, Equius, Eridan and Feferi; no real pairings except hints of awkward Karkat/Terezi feels and Dave having maybe a couple Dave/Tavros feels. Maybe. Also Dave and Terezi in a broship to end all broships.

Rating/Warnings: PG for swearing and one ridiculous sex metaphor, but that’s it. Except maybe OOC Terezi. And spoilers for the last two days worth of updates.

Summary: There were a million and one questions Dave had when he finally had his favorite blind troll in front of him.

           

    

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This was a genuinely sweet story.

askaridiculousfanpony:

toasterrepairpony:

ok, I think this works…sorta. I took the color layer, duped it, preserved transparency, covered it with gray, drew in black where I though the light wouldn’t hit, blurred the SHIT out of it, did the same for the light, set the layer to multiply and finally adjusted the opacity to 60%. then I took another layer and just added the color, then set it to multiply as well with 50% opacity. tadaa.
I dropped the whole deus ex thing. the sunglasses look really weird, I might change em later, and add a bit of texture or something. wait I have no idea how to draw textures. whatevs

He never asked for this. (But I would, cause this is epic.)

She, in this case. But it’s true, she has been augmented.

askaridiculousfanpony:

toasterrepairpony:

ok, I think this works…sorta. I took the color layer, duped it, preserved transparency, covered it with gray, drew in black where I though the light wouldn’t hit, blurred the SHIT out of it, did the same for the light, set the layer to multiply and finally adjusted the opacity to 60%. then I took another layer and just added the color, then set it to multiply as well with 50% opacity. tadaa.

I dropped the whole deus ex thing. the sunglasses look really weird, I might change em later, and add a bit of texture or something. wait I have no idea how to draw textures. whatevs

He never asked for this. (But I would, cause this is epic.)

She, in this case. But it’s true, she has been augmented.

Chapter 15 of Elementals of Harmony, Power Creep, is now up. Contains crazy Twilight, a card from Unhinged, and a chubby pony.

valentine-vii:

By ┗(^ω^)┛ on Pixiv

I can’t help but get the feeling that there’s a story behind that spoon…
In the wild, Kadabra that evolve are few and far between, but they do exist. Humans almost never encounter them, because when you have an I.Q. of 5000, people find you only when you want to be found. Whenever one evolves, it has the same vision of the future. One researcher, who actually thought to ask rather than beat the Psi Pokémon into submission, was told of it:
It is gigantic. It is glorious. It is crafted from the stuff of thought itself. It is as twisted as the origins of he who will craft it, as cold as his heart and equally pure. It is the Godspoon, and he who wields it shall usher in a new age.

valentine-vii:

By ┗(^ω^)┛ on Pixiv

I can’t help but get the feeling that there’s a story behind that spoon…

In the wild, Kadabra that evolve are few and far between, but they do exist. Humans almost never encounter them, because when you have an I.Q. of 5000, people find you only when you want to be found. Whenever one evolves, it has the same vision of the future. One researcher, who actually thought to ask rather than beat the Psi Pokémon into submission, was told of it:

It is gigantic. It is glorious. It is crafted from the stuff of thought itself. It is as twisted as the origins of he who will craft it, as cold as his heart and equally pure. It is the Godspoon, and he who wields it shall usher in a new age.

(via ashencandy)

ponycrossovers:

mlp was obviously created to cross with warhammer 40k

If you like the idea of these two universes colliding, you might like a story written by an RL friend of mine.
If not, just enjoy the sheer badassery of the God-Empress of Ponykind.

ponycrossovers:

mlp was obviously created to cross with warhammer 40k

If you like the idea of these two universes colliding, you might like a story written by an RL friend of mine.

If not, just enjoy the sheer badassery of the God-Empress of Ponykind.

Chapter 14 of Elements of Harmony, Shattered Sky, is up. Contains flustered soratami librarians, the reveal of the magic elemental, and Pinkie quoting Tolkien.