I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
One does not simply drive into Mordor. Its black tollbooths are staffed by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not park. The great stoplight is ever watchful. It is a barren freeway, riddled with fire, ash, and potholes. The very air you breathe is a poisonous exhaust. Not with ten thousand cars could you do this. It is folly
(via makimonstrous)
If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying
Universe? Singular? Are you even trying?
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From a height of three meters, porcelain figurines are dropped on the ground, and the sound they make when they hit trips the shutter release. The result: razor-sharp images of disturbing beauty—temporary sculptures made visible to the human eye by high-speed photography technology. By Martin Klimas. More here.
First thought: “Wow, that statue’s kung fu is so strong it shattered itself!”
Second thought: “Artifact destruction spell art in under five seconds.”
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yea we have squirrels in canada
“Moose and squirrel! We eat!”
—Borborygmos
(Source: rnackenzie, via elasticitymudflap)
It is borderline shameful how loud I just laughed.
Music from the Eggnog Temple, cut from Ocarina of Time at the last moment.
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It’s gotten to the point where me and my friends have just taken to calling it “Jace explodes” on the last loyalty.
Because who wants their opponent to draw a card in a serious game?
Jace explodes a lot, if you didn’t get that part.
Whenever a planeswalker hits 0 loyalty, I note that they didn’t die, they just got fed up and left. Jace swooshes his cape, Chandra flips you the bird, Koth ollies outie on a giant iron skateboard, etc.
Let’s review:
- Rarity was a magical girl for a year before any of the others,
- Twilight will kick your ass at chess,
- Pinkie is Fluttershy’s daughter from the future,
- Under no circumstances is Fluttershy herself to be left alone with baked goods,
- Sweet Apple Acres is also a Shinto shrine,
- And Dash is an excellent cook.
Is that everything?
(Source: fyeahhumanmlp, via oak23)
